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You've been tagged, you are supposed to write a note with the ABCs of YOU.

A - Age: 23 years and 11 months

B - Bed Size: Single

C - Chore you hate: Mopping

D - Dad's name: Abd. Aziz

E - Essential start-your-day item: Wristwatch

F - Favorite colours: White, Blue, Black

G - Gold or Silver: Silver

H - Height: 1.75m

I - Instruments you play (ed): Recorder

J- Job title: 24/7 retail assistant's assistant

K - Kid(s): Soon.

L - Living arrangements: Parents.

M - Mom's name: Noraida

N - Nicknames: Noll, Enol, Ipin, Pin, Paine, Aripiyayin, Aripunandos, Aripinarnia, Bluer

O - Overnight hospital stay: Never.

P - Pet Peeve: Unnecessary noises.

Q - Quote from a movie: I've a bad feeling about this.

R - Right or left hand: Right.

S - Siblings: Two brother and two sisters

T - Time you wake up: 7.30 am

U - Underwear: Owns whatever underwear there is out there, but mostly boxerbriefs

V - Vegetable you dislike: Gourds, cucumber

W - Ways you run late: late night internet surfing.

X - X-rays you've had: Two?

Y - Yummy food you make: Scrambled eggs.

Z - Zoo favorite: Birds.

Be responsible

My throat's dry. I'm coughing. My nose isn't running, but I'm still inhaling mucus. Looks like it's time for some spring cleaning.

Grey clouds are marching over the sky. The air is still, though occasionally a cool breeze drifts. The sun is hidden, struggling to get its light through. It was victorious, shining its golden light over the landscape, though the grey clouds persist.

I didn't have dinner last night, so my stomach's grumbling this morning. Was thinking of scramble eggs, but we ran out of bread. Went to the shop, but it wasn't open yet. Couldn't afford to wait for half an hour. Returned empty-handed, and chugged a glass of warm lime.

An article I wrote in Wikipedia got featured in the main page yesterday. That is some feat, you see, considering Wikipedia has a great number of nonsensical policy and anal police running amok. I stopped contributing majorly years ago.

I find it strange. We have close to 2000 cases of swine flu and 37+ deaths from it, but Germany has 9000 cases and no deaths so far! Japan has 5000 cases, and nobody's dieing? Philippines has 3200 cases - and only 9 deaths?

I'm gonna go drink 8 glasses of water now.

Mean? Sarcastic? Me?

I was tagged to do this. So, yeah. Read on.

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Yes, you are. *snrk*

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: The maggots would love to chew on that.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: That's a sad existence..

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: It's a wonder you're not solving world hunger yet.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Oh, the ones that didn't sell, huh.

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Only on the outside.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: No, it's just that, you make a pretty good traffic light.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Its a wonder your brain had the capacity to judge.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: I pity the fool riding with you.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: And I care about what others think, when?

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: No, you're better off alone.

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: I'm sorry, only people I care have it.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: I'm really busy... with life.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: That's a pretty difficult question (silent for five minutes) got a clue yet?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: How much would you pay me?

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Your vocab's pretty limited, eh.

2) You smell like shit!
YR: You've been washing toilets for too long, that's all you ever smell.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: It gets one to know one.

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Does it really matter?

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: And I still don't.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: I guess you don't know me that much.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: Please, leave me alone (sarcastic cry)

4) Please call me...
YR: My credits are too precious to be spent on ya.

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: You get what you ask for.

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Either you have a very good eye, or a very bad mouth. I'm rooting for the latter.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: For the worse?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: It must be a pretty worthless product.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: You really have no faith in your product to resort to begging?

Verdict: I'm a nice guy.

I tag people who wasted at least three seconds reading my entry. Go go go....or not.