Mean? Sarcastic? Me?

I was tagged to do this. So, yeah. Read on.

If an annoying person says:
1) I am cute.
YR: Yes, you are. *snrk*

2) I am the most beautiful/handsome.
YR: The maggots would love to chew on that.

3) See, everyone likes me because I am rich and famous!
YR: That's a sad existence..

4) Unlike you, I am perfectly multi-skilled. I do everything very well from sports to academic thingy.
YR: It's a wonder you're not solving world hunger yet.

5) You don’t know me? I am Bruneian artist; I have albums.
YR: Oh, the ones that didn't sell, huh.

If an annoying hot woman/man says:
1) I know you like me.
YR: Only on the outside.

2) What are you looking at? I am not interested in you!
YR: No, it's just that, you make a pretty good traffic light.

3) Sorry, you are nice but seriously not my type!
YR: Its a wonder your brain had the capacity to judge.

4) UNLESS you are rich, then don’t dream that I will get a ride with you!
YR: I pity the fool riding with you.

5) Look, I am pretty/handsome; I can make people hate you!
YR: And I care about what others think, when?

If an annoying extremely ugly woman/man says:
1) I think you and I can make a good couple.
YR: No, you're better off alone.

2) May I have your cell phone? Please please please?
YR: I'm sorry, only people I care have it.

3) Hi, wanna hang out? I want you to be with me the whole night.
YR: I'm really busy... with life.

4) What do you like about me?
YR: That's a pretty difficult question (silent for five minutes) got a clue yet?

5) I want you to say that I am pretty/handsome and you like me sooooo much!
YR: How much would you pay me?

If your enemy says:
1) Hi bitch!
YR: Your vocab's pretty limited, eh.

2) You smell like shit!
YR: You've been washing toilets for too long, that's all you ever smell.

3) What an ugly creature you are!
YR: It gets one to know one.

4) I am going to kick your ass in this race for sure!
YR: Does it really matter?

If your annoying ex says:
1) I still love you...
YR: And I still don't.

2) I know you still love me!
YR: I guess you don't know me that much.

3) Please, go back with me honey/hubby.
YR: Please, leave me alone (sarcastic cry)

4) Please call me...
YR: My credits are too precious to be spent on ya.

5) The break up hurt me so much.
YR: You get what you ask for.

If an annoying salesperson says:
1) Wow! You are so pretty/handsome!
YR: Either you have a very good eye, or a very bad mouth. I'm rooting for the latter.

2) Seriously, I used this product and I've changed!
YR: For the worse?

3) We are giving a discount up to 50%!
YR: It must be a pretty worthless product.

4) This one is good sir/madam. Buy sir/madam, buy.
YR: You really have no faith in your product to resort to begging?

Verdict: I'm a nice guy.

I tag people who wasted at least three seconds reading my entry. Go go go....or not.